On PASSIONS, I found it somewhat surprising when Sheridan fainted over seeing Antonio back from the dead. This is a woman who's returned from the dead herself a few times and has witnessed the resurrection of nearly all of her family members. You'd think she be used to it by now!

It was great seeing Jessica back on PASSIONS yesterday, when she returned to wish her sister Kay well on her wedding.

I know I've mocked Vincent and Viki's murder schemes (and Vincent's cardboard cut-outs of doom), but I have to hand it to them: they really achieved their goals when they added inedible mushrooms to the dinner being served at the rehearsal for the multiple weddings.

Wow, what a surprise it was when Sheridan ripped off Pretty's scar and revealed that Pretty has been faking her disfigurement.

Gloria's job troubles have been a hoot on Y&R. Of course, nearly killing Jeffrey by adding hot sauce to his coffee at Crimson Lights was terrible, as was the fact that she nearly burned down Lauren's boutique when she left on an iron.

It's no secret that many of the characters on PASSIONS are — how shall I say this politely — dense, but you'd think that if Juanita is as dangerous as Pilar says, they'd leave town sooner rather than later.

On PASSIONS, Pilar didn't want to tell her sons, Miguel and Luis, the truth about why they all needed to leave Harmony: because Juanita was coming to kill them.

This is hardly a new revelation, but I'll say it again: Sam Bennett wins the prize of being the most clueless cop ever! During his brief visit to the hospital (to question Sheridan about being pushed over a waterfall by Vincent), Alistair was shot and killed, Viki stabbed Ivy with a syringe, and Vincent (whom Sheridan revealed is alive) was right there in the hospital in Valerie mode.

Now that Alistair has been shot on PASSIONS, I hope he's really and truly dead this time.

Though I'm rooting for Theresa and Ethan to eventually reunite, I was appalled by the scenes in which Theresa drugged Ethan and Gwen and then proceeded to have sex with a dazed Ethan.