Brooke Logan: "I will try to figure out who owns BeLieF because that little plot gem got dropped and we need to find out if I should be getting, like, a bazillion dollars from Nick!"

Phoebe Forrester: "To look more beautiful than my sister, Steffy."

Clarke Garrison: "To finally have my name on a label and not just on my boxer briefs. Thanks, Mom!"

Ridge Forrester: "To marry Brooke and not change my mind the following month. Hey, Doc ... looking good!"

Dr. Taylor Hayes: "I will try and make amends with Alexandria. I know it's asking a lot of her to forgive me for that killing-her-mommy thing, so I need to make a grand gesture; something she'll love. I know! I'll get Prince Omar to create a Darla doll and I'll give it to Aly. Wait. I'll surprise her by putting it in her bed so when she pulls down the covers ... oh, wow ... this pinot grigio goes down sm-m-m-o-o-o-oth...."

Donna Logan: "To prove to the Forresters that I also have brains and not just this killer bod. Aw, crap, is that a wrinkle? Botox!"

Nick Marone: "To forget that my mother was a prostitute. Oh, God, if I could only get those images out of my mind! Stop it! Go away! The headaches! Searing white pain! Sex is bad! Sex is evil! Must ... think ... of ... something ... else ... Stephanie ... Stephanie ... a-a-a-h-h-h ... relief ... okay, that's better ... now, where was I?"