ANSWERS

1. Workout Boy
Milo

2. Loyal Little Sister
Georgie

3. Father Milkshake Maker
Mike

4. Anti-capitalist Fanatic
Stan

5. The Maternal One
Elizabeth

6. Drop-dead Angel of Mercy
Nursing student Jolene

7. The Cranky Commando
Logan

8. The Bernificent One
Bernie, Sonny’s accountant

9. Queen of Couture
Kate

10. Mr. Miyagi and Danielsan
Jason and Spinelli himself

How Did You Do?

9-10 correct: You are the Lord and/or Lordess of Spin-i-rama! Treat yourself to some BBQ chips and a subscription to Soap Opera Digest.

6-8 correct: Not quite top of the mountain, but the view is still cool, hi-de-hi, ho-de-ho. Lie back on the grass with your own subscription to Soap Opera Digest.

3-5 correct: Slow on the go and not quite in the know! Get thee tu-tu-torialed with a subscription to Soap Opera Digest.

1-2 correct: Pretty subterranean, amigo. Lay off that medical marijuana. But there’s still hope for you yet if you get that sub to Soap Opera Digest.