GENERAL HOSPITAL Quiz

Who Am I?
The "Who's Your Daddy" Edition

— By Tom Stacy

In honor of Father's Day, let's revisit the poor youngsters of Port Charles who had no idea who their fathers were. Well, not at first, anyway....

Open Arms: You don't even have to watch GH to know that dimpled don Sonny (Maurice Benard) will show up somewhere on this list.

— ABC

My father could have been one of two best friends, neither of whom are award-winning parent material. One was an absentee ex-spy. The other admits he's a failure as a father. No wonder no one can place my accent. Who am I? Who's my Daddy?

I could have grown up in a mansion with servants at my beck and call. Instead, I came of age in a coma after being shot when a gunman went after my adoptive dad and missed. Who am I? Who's my Daddy?

I grew up with a drunken single mom, overcame being molested as a child and married the hunk of my dreams. It wasn't until my wedding day that I discovered who fathered me. Who am I? Who's my Daddy?

Pay Attention: Ethan's (Nathan Parsons) arrival kicked off a recent paternity pickle. Were you paying attention?

— ABC

I like to think I'm a hot shot surgeon but others may disagree. It certainly runs in my blood, even though I've never had a civilized conversation with my drunken doctor daddy dearest in my life. Who am I? Who's my Daddy?

While I grew up knowing who my father was, he didn't know about me when I was born. My mother didn't think he would be a good influence on me so she married his brother, instead. However, when I got sick, the truth finally came out. Dad and I still don't have a great relationship, though. Who am I? Who's my Daddy?

When I came to Port Charles, I didn't know my mother or my father, and the woman who raised me was not really my grandmother. Though he's been out of my life more than he's been in it, I still have a good relationship with the ol' man. I just wish he'd visit more. Who am I? Who's my Daddy?

Where's Waldo? Now that she's a P.I., Sam (Kelly Monaco) might want to enlist Spinelli's (Bradford Anderson) help to solve the mystery of who sired her?

— ABC

I was raised in a loving home after my biological parents both died. Originally, my mom didn't know I'd been sold on the black market, but we were reunited shortly before she perished in a car crash. My dad turned out to be one of the town's most vicious mobsters. Who am I? Who's my Daddy?

I ended up being a mobster's son, too. Prior to that, I thought I was an orphan and was probably the most swaggering "child" ever to get taken in by Port Charles foster care system. After I discovered that the woman who I thought was my sister was really my mother, all the pieces fell into place. I reunited with my pop and went into the family business but we both met a deadly end. Who am I? Who was my Daddy?

The word "illegitimate" and "bastard" got thrown around a lot when I came to town to seek out my blustery lineage but I didn't care. I may have lost the love of my life (okay, we were cousins, but distant cousins!), but by the time I left, I had a pretty country bride and a pocketful of money. Who am I? Who's My Daddy?

I came to town in 2003 as a drifter with no family and slept with the city's sexiest men. Now I have a mother, two sisters and a cousin, but I still don't know who my father is. Who am I? Who's my Daddy?

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