10. The lure of his 600 thread-count Egyptian cotton sheets is just too powerful.

9. If you want to get pregnant, sleeping with him is an absolute guarantee.

8. The stylish "Mobsters Make The Best Lovers" souvenir T-shirt he bestows afterward.

7. He often lulls women to sleep with his rendition of "Babaloo."

6. He makes a zesty frittata the morning after.

5. Thanks to his official line of business, you get a free large coffee with that frittata.

4. One word: dimples!

3. Jason is a fighter, not a lover.

2. He makes women an offer they can’t refuse: leading lady status.

1. We'd tell you but then we'd have to kill you.