GUIDING LIGHT Quizzes

Are You A Springfield Saint or Sinner?

— By Danielle McClure

As Digest readers will discover in the 3/18 issue, GL's resident sweetheart Marina takes a seriously dark turn when Cyrus finally comes clean to her about his affair with Harley, proving that even the most innocent and unsuspecting Springfielder can easily transform into a cruel and conniving creep. Are you a Springfield saint or sinner? Take the quiz to find out!

1. Bad Girls Club: GL's devilish Dinah (Gina Tognoni) and ornery Ava (Michelle Ray Smith) know when to be sweet and nice, but look out 'cause they're also full of spice! — GEORGE DE SOTA/JPI

   Your wife is convinced she shot and nearly killed her archenemy out of revenge during a drug-induced stupor. So you selflessly turn yourself in for the crime she may or may not have committed.
1. True
2. False
2. When you've got the hots for your sister's ex, who just happens to be a minister, you marry him and pray she'll eventually get over it.
1. True
2. False
3. You often plot the downfall of your foes, sometimes while listening to opera and smoking a stogie.
1. True
2. False
4. You enjoy hanging out at your family's diner, canoodling with your beau and wondering if he's cheating on you.
1. True
2. False

5. Not That Innocent: Marina (Mandy Bruno) faces off with Harley (Beth Ehlers) to prove she's a force to be reckoned with. — GEORGE DE SOTA/JPI

   You don't mind fibbing about the symptoms of an ailment if means getting extra attention from your married crush.
1. True
2. False
6. You blame your oddball behavior on an old head injury, often impersonate others, frequently eavesdrop and help your sibling plot revenge.
1. True
2. False
7. If you're hanging out in the park with your baby, you're always on the lookout, fearful that she'll be kidnapped at any moment.
1. True
2. False
8. You're pretty sure your crafty 8-year-old son can bribe himself out of any sticky situation.
1. True
2. False

ANSWERS

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