Are You A Springfield Saint or Sinner?

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Mostly True
SAINT
No doubt about it, you're a saint. When it comes to doing the right thing, you join the ranks of Frank, Coop, Josh or even Natalia. Sure, you've had your share of misdeeds, but staying on the moral high ground is what you do best and you'd rather just stick to it. You let your good conscience guide your actions and it never steers you wrong. You're confident and people listen to what you have to say, which is always good and sound advice.

Half & Half
SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN
Consider yourself a reformed sinner of sorts. You're totally on the fence when it comes to moral decisions. Plus, you're easily influenced, and that means indulging in your most wicked vices sometimes wins out over just following your heart. Like Lizzie, Ashlee, Billy, Marina, Rick and Harley, one day you're good and the next you're bad to the bone ... and nobody knows which side of you will come out to play!

Mostly False
SINNER
Welcome to the dark side! It looks like you've taken a coldhearted cue or two from Springfield's most despicable denizens: Bill, Alan, Will, Jonathan, Dinah and Olivia. No matter how many times you try to make nice, things always turn nasty and you're to blame. You're selfish and stubborn and willing to do absolutely anything to get what you want, even if it means hurting others. Tsk! Tsk! You're so bad!

1. Resident Evil: Alan (Ron Raines) is the biggest, baddest dude around. — GEORGE DE SOTA/JPI

   Your wife is convinced she shot and nearly killed her archenemy out of revenge during a drug-induced stupor. So you selflessly turn yourself in for the crime she may or may not have committed.
1. True
2. False
2. When you've got the hots for your sister's ex, who just happens to be a minister, you marry him and pray she'll eventually get over it.
1. True
2. False
3. You often plot the downfall of your foes, sometimes while listening to opera and smoking a stogie.
1. True
2. False
4. You enjoy hanging out at your family's diner, canoodling with your beau and wondering if he's cheating on you.
1. True
2. False
5. You don't mind fibbing about the symptoms of an ailment if means getting extra attention from your married crush.
1. True
2. False
6. You blame your oddball behavior on an old head injury, often impersonate others, frequently eavesdrop and help your sibling plot revenge.
1. True
2. False
7. If you're hanging out in the park with your baby, you're always on the lookout, fearful that she'll be kidnapped at any moment.
1. True
2. False
8. You're pretty sure your crafty 8-year-old son can bribe himself out of any sticky situation.
1. True
2. False

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