Digest: You're playing Justin's long-lost brother?
Kaba: Pretty much.

Digest: Maybe your shows will do a crossover.
Kaba: Then they'd have a handsome problem.
(Klosky laughs.)
Kaba: They can't recast me [with him]. Unless it was just a carnival scene, then they could bring him in.
Klosky: This is going to come out so conceited, but he's just joking.
Kaba: I'm just joking. Make sure you know I'm joking. You know, f--- it. People who know me know I'm joking.
Klosky: They can't print the F word.
Kaba: You know Justin does....
Klosky: Next question!

Digest: How often do you go to AS THE WORLD TURNS?
Klosky: I've never been to AS THE WORLD TURNS.

Digest: Why not?
Klosky: It's in Brooklyn!
Digest: There's a train.
Kaba: Yeah, a train back in time. You ever been there?

Digest: Yeah.
Kaba: You know what's in Midwood, Brooklyn? A kosher pizzeria and two hair salons where you can buy wigs.
Klosky: I think I am going to go soon. I have a few days off next week, so I'm going to go.

Digest: It's sort of like a day trip.
Klosky: It's like going to Disney world.
Kaba: It's like a field trip. We're going to J.C. Studios!
(Klosky hands his half-eaten Rice Krispy treat to Kaba.)
Klosky: Dude, you have this. This is so good.
Kaba: I don't want any more.
Klosky: Did you have some?
Kaba: I have to have a Snickers bar.
Klosky (to Digest): Here, have the rest. It's so good. You have to have it.

Digest (pulling off a bite): That is good. Where did you get it?
Klosky: Hale and Hearty. That's where we all eat.

Digest: Agim, have you gotten Justin a birthday present yet?
Kaba: Uh, the longer I do this interview, then no, he's not going to have one.
(They hysterically laugh.)
Kaba: Me and his brother were actually looking for one, and Justin started bitching, "We have to go to the studio. We have to eat." So, me and Brenda were like, "Already?"
Klosky: Oh, right. Brenda is the nickname for my brother.
Kaba: Brenda. Brenda the bitch.

Digest: Why did....
Kaba: If he were a woman, he would be like a Brenda, a bitch [pointing to Klosky]. His name is Nancy.
Klosky: And tell them your name.
Kaba: I don't have a name.
Klosky: Don't lie. You say you don't lie.
Kaba: What's my name?
Klosky: What's your name?
Kaba: Mary.
Klosky: Mary. He's Mary.

Digest: Why Mary?
Kaba: I think it's because of Mary Magdalene and Jesus and all that stuff. I'm up there.

Digest (to Klosky): Why Mary?
Klosky: We just randomly picked names. It's kind of fun that way. Like when we're being girls, we will call each other our girl names.
Kaba: Dude, this is going to get all mixed up, and we're going to be two transvestites.