Mostly As: Journalist
You're curious and inquisitive, and you enjoy learning about different things — and people. Moreover, you're interested in finding the truth in every situation. And in Llanview, there are plenty of publications to work for, including The Llanview Banner, The Sun and Craze magazine. Just make sure that the person you're interviewing isn't a serial killer (ask Jessica Buchanan for more details).
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Mostly Bs: Con Artist
Sure, it's a risky venture, but schemers actually fare pretty well in Llanview. David Vickers, Blair Cramer, Lindsay Rappaport, Roxy Balsom and former Llanviewian Max Holden should have plenty of tips to give you — just don't try to pull any cons on them (well, except maybe Roxy, who can sometimes be gullible).
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Mostly Cs: Salon Owner
Appearance is important to you and your style is particularly unique. That's why you feel it's your duty to make sure everyone else looks his or her best. Of course, if you open a salon in town you'll have to compete with Foxy Roxy's. But if you get someone to paint a mural of you in your new venture, you might have a chance to succeed.
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Mostly Ds: Police Officer
You want to help people and protect them. What better way to do so than to join the Llanview Police Department? Don't worry — in this town, there's plenty of crime to fight. Keep in mind that most cases are assigned to Bo Buchanan, John McBain and Antonio Vega (who's no longer even a cop!), but if you work hard, they'll probably let you help out ... or at least watch them in action.
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