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ONE LIFE TO LIVE Quizzes

Which Jessica Are You?

— By Lauren Flynn

Bess, Tess, Jess — they're all the same, right? Wrong. Each manifestation of Jessica's personality on ONE LIFE TO LIVE has a specific task and specific traits. Take this quiz and find out which one of Jessica's personalities you're most like!

  1. Bree Williamson
    Bess and Tess duke it out in Jessica's (Bree Williamson) subconscious.
    — Steve Fenn/ABC
    You're the star of...
    1. Your family
    2. Kiddie porn
    3. Nothing. No one even knows you exist.
  2. Your favorite item of clothing is...
    1. A cozy cardigan
    2. A body-skimming dress in a bright color
    3. A black turtleneck
  3. Your dream guy is...
    1. Someone with a big heart, but who knows what it's like to struggle
    2. Someone with a fast car and an open tab
    3. Someone who lets you take the wheel
  4. You're having a medical emergency. What do you do?
    1. Tell your parents and get all the proper diagnostic tests.
    2. Ignore it. It'll probably go away on its own.
    3. Head to the hospital, impersonate a nurse and help yourself to the pharmacy supply closet. You're very resourceful.
  5. Your idea of a good friend is...
    1. Someone you can confide in and vice versa.
    2. Friends? Who needs 'em? You trust no one but yourself.
    3. Someone who cleans up your messes.
  6. You're walking along the docks and come across a dead body. What do you do?
    1. Call the police commissioner (he is your uncle, after all) and report it right away.
    2. Hmmm ... It could be your fault, but you don't remember, so you conjure up one of your alternate personalities for help.
    3. Steal clothes from a homeless person and put them on the corpse, toss their ID into the lake and run like hell!
  7. You never leave the house without...
    1. Your child
    2. Sedatives
    3. Your eyeglasses
  8. Your favorite drink is...
    1. Iced tea
    2. Vodka
    3. A perfectly aged glass of merlot
  9. Professionally, you'd be best suited for...
    1. Inheriting the family biz
    2. Interior design
    3. Accounting
  10. Which one of Viki's personalities are you most like?
    1. Viki
    2. Niki
    3. Jean
Reader Comments 
Posted Sun Nov23, 2008, 3:43 PM — By Jenn

I don't think the reference to "kiddie porn" is necessary. don't you think that you could pick something else to use instead of such a horrible reference?


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