Superhero: Waffleman
Secret Identity: John McBain
Super Powers: Investigative skills, brooding, rocking the facial hair thing, brooding, ability to dangle two hot girls for months on end
Kryptonite: Commitment
Archenemies: His father's killer and wedding planners
Sweetheart: Natalie Buchanan, no, Evangeline Williamson, no, Natalie, no, Vangie, no, no, Natalie, seriously. That's it. Natalie.

Superhero: Soulman
Secret Identity: Michael McBain
Super Powers: Practicing medicine, hosting the spirit of the late Al Holden, holding one heck of a Valentine's Day celebration for his sweetheart
Kryptonite: Body snatchers
Archenemies: The man who killed his father and Dr. Long, the former chief of staff at Llanview Hospital
Sweetheart: Wife Marcie Walsh McBain

Superhero: Lord of the Ring
Secret Identity: Cristian Vega
Super Powers: Painting, bilingual, ability to float like a butterfly and sting like a bee
Kryptonite: TKOs
Archenemy: Carlo Hesser
Sweetheart: Evangeline Williamson, natch

Superhero: Captain Banter
Secret Identity: David Vickers
Super Powers: Charm, wit, scamming, editing, freeloading, blackmail, living the good life, limitless bon mots
Kryptonite: An honest day's work
Archenemy: Brother Dr. Spencer Truman, sort of
Sweethearts: Aside from himself, you mean? Okay, ex-fiancée Dorian Lord

Superhero: The Ambiguous Avenger
Secret Identity: Spencer Truman
Super Powers: Practicing medicine, ironic last name, orchestrating cover-ups, blackmail, ability to maybe try to convince us that he's not a villain, after all, thwarting the death penalty like you would not believe
Kryptonite: The truth
Archenemies: Todd Manning, Starr Manning, Kevin Buchanan, anybody who gets in his way, but surprisingly not überscoundrel R.J. Gannon.
Sweetheart: He thinks it's Blair Manning....