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QUESTIONS

1. Some say money's the root of all evil
Which must mean I'm an evil guy.
I love cash, but I'm not quite a villain,
Though my humor is kind of dry.
If you're having a party,
My wit makes me fun to be around,
Still, you might want to lock up your valuables,
In a place where they can't be found.

2. I have a history of blackmailing and scheming,
And have been told that won't get me far.
But while others may find me a nuisance,
I think my antics make me a star.
I'm not afraid to do what I need to,
When the going gets tough.
But remember, even when I'm acting out,
All I really want is some love.

3. You can call me a goody-goody,
I'll eventually prove you wrong.
I've helped some friends escape from the law,
And have sometimes broken into song.
Give me a mystery and I'll solve it,
Or at least I'll do my best and try,
But I find my biggest dilemma is,
My bad habit of being between guys.

4. I'll do anything for my family,
I love them, for better or for worse,
Even if I do something quite illegal,
It's because they always come first.
Some have accused me of murder,
Though I've never stayed convicted,
But whenever I'm plotting some fiasco,
I'll admit — I remain a bit conflicted.

5. I've had more jobs than anyone in Llanview,
And a mighty lengthy resumé to boot,
Handled actors, musicians and criminals,
And look dashing in a cowboy suit.
But my best job is being with my family,
A position which has changed my life.
I love being with them more than anything,
But do I want to be with an ex-wife?

6. Showing up in Llanview was a gamble,
But I have gone from nasty to nice.
It's confusing when you have two families,
Who are as different as sugar and spice.
I don't know if my "improvement" has worked for me,
'Cuz at my young age, I've really lost a lot.
These days, I'm fighting for love again,
And am ready to give it a second shot.

7. Whenever you see me, I'm angry
I always seem to be in a bad mood.
That's because my troubled past haunts me,
And I've earned every right to brood.
I just want to find peace and justice,
For that, I'll do whatever I can.
I don't mean to mean to upset all my loved ones,
But get way too caught up in my plans.

8. If you're someone that I care for,
I'll do anything for you, my friend,
But don't you dare double-cross me,
Or I'll hunt you down till the end.
Some folks think that I am kinda shady,
I just like to look after myself,
So don't be afraid to join me for a drink,
Bottoms up! Here's to your health.

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