Top 10 Reasons We're Not Sorry To See PASSIONS' Lopez-Fitzgerald Boys in Prison:

10. Three words: Warden Roscoe Born.

9. At least the Half-man/Half-woman can't frame them for anything else.

8. It's the next best thing since OZ went off the air.

7. No one does superhero like Sheridan.

6. Femme Fancy went brunette and butch.

5. Orange is the new black.

4. The infirmary has visiting hours.

3. It gave heir-head Esme a chance to share her wacky take on homosexuality.

2. We know they'll get out.

1. Talk about a hot shower scene!