Fox should give up on both conning Kay into loving him and serving up revenge on Miguel. The scheming, competitive Crane should take on Spaulding Enterprises in GUIDING LIGHT's Springfield, or better yet, he could use the Crane cash to help Josh continue his work for veterans. No matter how business goes, Fox will soon find Lizzie was the woman for him all along. Not only is she from a background of wealth and privilege like he is, but after losing her battle to win Jonathan's love away from Tammy, she'll definitely get where Fox is coming from.

Julian can head straight to Genoa City, as long as he doesn't harass Luis and Sheridan. Instead, he should team up with Victor so that The Mustache can have some laughs while squashing businesses and yelling. (Watch out, Jack!) As for Julian's infamous requirement for kinky release, he need look no further than Jill. She's always had a penchant for sex romps and she's sure to show him a thing or two!

Eve and Simone will head to Genoa City together after learning that the town has no docs on contract and no gay storyline. Dr. Eve will earn quite the reputation as a beauty who specializes in everything from emergency surgery to hypnosis. She'll even find simple, untriangulated love with heartbroken Neil, but it's Simone who'll find her true calling at Y&R. As the new local coffee jerk at Crimson Lights, she'll learn she's a natural at listening to people's soapiest dilemmas. At Colleen's urging, she'll enroll at GCU and work toward a career as a therapist, and with the newly outed Abbott by her side, it's just a matter of time before Simone forgets about losing true love Rae.

Tabitha and Endora can head straight to AMC to rectify a recently committed faux pas. Tabby will first raise recently deceased Pine Valley-ite Dixie Martin from the dead, albeit as a zombie, after which ZombieDixie will aggressively dispose of Alexander Cambias with a little help from Endora's magic. When Tabitha finds Brooke entertaining truckers at a Pennsylvania Turnpike rest stop (don’t ask!), she'll immediately insert her into Tad's bed, re-creating the popular love triangle AMC fans were hoping for. Finally, believing soap plots are sacrosanct, innocent Endora will "re-abort" Josh by sending him into another dimension in which he never existed, and therefore cannot come back from. Once things are in order, they may just pop up in on another town that's gone awry or hit DAYS OF OUR LIVES' Salem to team up with tarot card reader Celeste.

Precious will have to be called back to daytime ASAP for a very special assignment in Springfield. With all of his loved ones suspects in his murder, Alan could use a primate nurse he can trust.