The Dark Ages: Remember the good ol' days, when we thought Beth, who served coffee and a smile at the Book Café, was Luis's pretty high school sweetheart? Well, that opinion turned sour when we saw Beth's true, psychotic colors. She may still be beautiful on the outside, but with kidnapping, attempted murder and elder abuse on her list of hobbies, Beth has turned out to be one of Harmony's ugliest residents.

Extreme Makeover, Witch Edition: Speaking of, Beth's mom was no looker, but it wasn't Edna's fault; you can't make much of a fashion statement when you're wearing diapers. Even her hairy nurse, Precious, looked better than disheveled Mrs. Wallace ... and Precious was an orangutan! In 2005, Edna blackmailed witch Tabitha to turn her from frumpy to fabulous.

What's In A Name? When we met fisherman Brian O'Leary, he'd saved Sheridan from the treacherous sea after a boat explosion. Several months later, we learned the kindly gent was actually Luis's missing older brother, Antonio Lopez-Fitzgerald! Hey, maybe Sheridan's amnesia had rubbed off on “Brian” and that's why he couldn't remember his real name!

For Wheel? Luis and Sheridan met a sweet couple in Mexico, where they had travelled in order to bring Paloma back to Harmony. Mr. and Mrs. Wheeler took in Sheridan and Luis as if they were their own kids — because they were! Supposedly unrecognizable due to plastic surgery, the duo (who fled Harmony over 20 years ago to escape Alistair's wrath) was exposed as Luis's pop, Martin, and Sheridan's presumed-dead mom, Katherine.

Toy Story: When Tabitha literally created her very own partner-in-crime in the form of a doll, we met Timmy, a dimpled darling. In order to prevent Tabs from being exposed as a witch, Tim-Tim turned stiff whenever anyone else was around. That is until 2001, when Angel Girl granted his wish of becoming a real boy, complete with tears, a beating heart and friends! Sadly, the tyke's life was cut short when he passed away in 2002. His heart was donated to frail Charity, the girl who Timmy loved.