1. Which hair color do you prefer on a woman?

1. I'm down with brown.
2. Blondes have more fun.
3. Strawberry blondes — forever!
   D) Red is red-hot, baby!

2. Which ability impresses you the most?

1. Being able to come up with a convincing lie at the drop of a hat
2. Being so cool ... but hot at the same time
3. Being fashion-forward
4. Being able to come up with the perfect double entendre

3. When it comes to a mother and kids, which act do you most admire?

1. She took on another woman's child as if he or she were her own.
2. She was so anxious to have kids that she used "alternative" methods to do so.
3. She sent her kid away (for his own good).
4. She's trying to make up for lost time with a child she hadn't seen in years.

4. Which quality do you prefer in a woman?

1. She will do whatever it takes to get her way.
2. She's passionate and highly emotional.
3. She's sassy and self-sufficient.
4. She's fun and unpredictable.

5. Out of the following '80s hits, which is your favorite?

1. "Lies" by Thompson Twins
2. "She Blinded Me With Science" by Thomas Dolby
3. "Centerfold" by The J. Geils Band
4. "Hot Blooded" by Foreigner

6. Which of the following turns you on the most?

1. A woman who is willing to make you her prisoner
2. A woman who's got beauty and brains
3. A woman who's so hot she sizzles in sub-arctic temperatures (even Greenland)
4. A woman who's into role-playing and wearing costumes

7. Which act would bother you the least?

1. Being chained up for weeks
2. Having something very personal stolen (like, say, sperm)
3. Having a personal nude photo put in a magazine ... that you did not send
4. Having a sea creature placed in your bed

8. When it comes to musical tastes, you prefer a woman who...

1. Just isn't that into music
2. Favors the cultural stuff, like opera
3. Can rock out with the best of 'em
4. Is a major groupie (think Almost Famous)

9. What was your favorite subject in school?

1. Drama
2. Chemistry
3. Home ec
4. Computer graphics

10. Out of the following, which is your favorite dish?

1. Devil's food cake (speaks for itself)
2. Gelato (The "upscale" version of ice cream)
3. SweetTarts (they're colorful and have a little extra something)
4. Eggs over easy (with some extra paprika for a kick)