After enduring a particularly chilly morning reception from her creepy husband Craig, Meg met with her gossipy former co-worker, who nervously showed her the Montgomery medical chart. Upon reading that Xyphorex caused her husband's infection, Meg (calling on some heretofore extraordinarily underutilized deduction skills) realized (in the course of just a few scenes!) that he was up to no good. She went home and tested him by pushing his buttons about the baby, specifically: naming their offspring Craig Montgomery, Jr. Her hubby's over-my-dead-body reaction to that suggestion was all the proof of wrongdoing that she needed. A quick call to Nurse Know-It-All later revealed that Eli had quit after coming into a large sum of money; Meg left a message about the possibility of a switched DNA test with Eli, then left one for Paul with urgent news about the baby.

Not long after Emily and Chris finished a PDA session in the Lakeview lobby, Lily strolled up and snarkily noted that she'd had such a relationship with Dusty — before he dumped her for a whore like Em, who didn't take kindly to that particular slur (or Lily's subsequent threats to tell Chris) and hightailed to Dusty, yelling at him about Lily's attack. He assured her that he hadn't told Lily the truth about her past and that he loves her. She continued to be stubborn, vowing that if a vengeful Lily ruins her relationship with Chris, it will be all Dusty's fault.

Lily left her confrontation with Emily and blew off plans to pick up Faith at dance class and headed to Yo's, where it was suddenly the afternoon (at least) and where she met a hot young stranger named Jay, who gave her a random happy pill that he promised was not addictive. Holden, naturally, had to pick up the slack. After picking up his daughter, he postponed a date with Bonnie that he had just made earlier in the day. At Yo's, Lily was feeling woozy; her new friend called her a cab. Holden forced a bellboy to open her hotel room door later and found her passed out on the bed. When Lily came too, he worriedly noted that her unconscious state freaked him out because it reminded him of her coma. She felt terrible about standing up Faith; Holden awesomely chose concern over judgment and offered to let her convalesce at the farm. He did, however, clarify that it doesn't change their relationship, so Lily quickly backtracked, insisting that she'd be better off at the hotel. She called Faith to apologize, but it didn't really go over well.

Dusty tried to get Margo to pull some strings so he could have access to Bob that Chris has denied. Tom angrily defended his brother to Dusty, but Margo knows the occasional criminal suspect pretty well; she and her husband argued about whether Dusty might be on to something regarding his accusations against Chris.

Emily threw herself at Chris while Dusty snuck into Bob's office and found the doc's coffee cup. After picking it up with a tissue, he smelled it suspiciously, then called someone to have "something analyzed."