Katie made a secret call to her fertility specialist as Brad walked in. She made excuses about going to work and left to start treatments. Brad showed up at the studio and Katie was nowhere to be found. He then caught up with a jubilant Henry, who revealed Vienna's not pregnant. He was thrilled, Vienna not so much. Brad noted Katie's lying to him about things and called to check on her, catching her in yet another fib. Katie hurriedly showed up at the studio to pretend she'd been there the whole time and Brad called her on it. Katie claimed she'd been off seeing Henry and Brad called her on that, too. He waited for the truth, and she said she couldn't tell him. Brad incorrectly guessed it was some kind of birthday surprise. But then Katie doubled over with cramps. Elsewhere, Henry covered for Janet at Al's while she spirited Liberty home. At the hospital, Katie promised her specialist she'd eventually tell Brad the truth and told Brad she was fine. At home, Brad and Katie reaffirmed their bond.

Craig (with Johnny in tow) barreled into Carly's house with unlabeled cans of flavored vodka. He asked her to taste them, but Carly had to go to a parent/teacher conference so she asked him to stash them in the fridge. At Al's, Jack and Janet canoodled and then he ran off to meet with Sage's teacher. Parker and Liberty showed up at Milltown and, of course, they helped themselves to the unlabeled vodka and got completely toasted. Jack and Carly went to school for Sage's meeting as Craig and Johnny showed up at Al's. Craig warned Janet about Jack being all up in Carly's business and wanted Janet to "get him to back off before we both lose everything." As if on cue, Jack and Carly had some bonding time talking about how their choices impacted Sage. Drunk Parker and Libby ended up in Old Town, making out. A horrified Craig caught them and realized what they'd imbibed. He herded the drunk kids into Al's, where he confessed to Janet what had happened. Janet blasted him for stocking Carly's fridge with booze. "You have no right to be around children, not even your own!" she cried, noting he and Carly didn't think of anyone but themselves. Craig observed that she's as "hypercritical as Jack," and then shepherded Parker home. Craig set Johnny up with cartoons and took Parker up to bed. A confused Carly and Jack arrived home to an unlocked door and the Montgomery boys. Craig tried to cover and Jack, annoyed, left. Alone, Carly asked Craig what was really going on and he 'fessed up. Carly freaked when she realized Craig had left drunk Liberty with Janet, who would no doubt tell Jack. Carly got to Al's just as Janet was about to spill, shooed Jack out to the car to look for something, and begged Janet not to tell. When Jack returned, Janet kept mum. Later, a slightly more sober and hungover Parker swore to Carly that he'd never drink again. Carly revealed her doubts about the liquor biz to Craig, who dubbed Parker and Libby "one little slip up." Carly revealed that her father was an alcoholic and she didn't want Parker making those mistakes. "One lapse in judgment becomes a habit," she warned, but ultimately said Midnight Sun was still a go.