Henry and Katie kept trying to look into the real Jay Stanhope without much luck. Henry suggested Katie and the "bambino" try to get Audrey to open up over tea. The ladies got together at the Lakeview and Henry snuck up to search Audrey's room. He found a Ziploc bag with samples of his DNA. Downstairs, Audrey told Katie that Henry was blowing things out of proportion where this Jay guy was concerned. She then got a note from someone who knew she was looking for them and quickly fled Katie's company. Henry and Katie convened and Henry concluded that the real Jay Stanhope must be his real father. Katie talked about how Audrey had gotten the letter and bolted and then they spied her coming out of the elevator. Henry told Katie and his "mini-best friend" to stay put and he followed his mom, insisting he knows the truth about his paternity. "There is no Jay Stanhope," she ended up spilling. "That's an alias!" Did Henry want to know who the real man was or not?

Barbara waved her power of attorney papers in Em's face and Em tried to rip them up. Of course, then Paul made some noise in the wine cellar and Barbara bolted down there. They found Paul totally wasted on some lovely red wine. Barbara tried to convince Paul to go to the hospital. Paul, busy being amused by the women fighting, said he'd go voluntarily. Emily blasted Paul for the the decision and Barbara assured him she wasn't taking him to a "gothic hellhole." Paul made sure Emily could come, too! More sniping ensued at the sanitarium, where Emily smacked Babs with a wine bottle on Paul's subtle orders and knocked her out. Paul then went to talk to the doctors and prove he's perfectly normal. He wandered the hospital and found it eerily empty. He came out and told a creeped out Emily and then went back for another look. Emily wrangled Babs when she woke up, locking her in the car. Paul took his second tour and ran into none other than Big Daddy James Stenbeck!

At the farm, Holden noted that Meg's erratic behavior was proving that Damian's no good for her and told her to be careful. At Lily's, she and Damian engaged in a passionate kiss...and Faith saw it and ran! Lily tried to slap Damian but he grasped her hand and kissed it. He urged her to admit kissing him wasn't a mistake. "Walk away, Damian," she pleaded. He noted their love was as strong as ever. "What about what you're doing with Meg?" she countered. Meg defended Damian to Holden, who noted she'd made the same arguments for Paul. Then, Luke appeared and asked if Holden would take him to Kentucky after all. He hadn't meant to make Holden feel like the "default dad." Meg tried to call Damian, who turned off his ringer. He pointed out Lily's sleeping with Holden and yet she kissed him. "Holden is the love of my life," she insisted. "I will not walk out on this family, not again." "Then you have no say in what I do," Damian pointed out, devastated. He told her to stay out of his life. Later, Luke and Holden came home to a guilty Lily. She suggested they turn Holden's trip into a family vacation. When Faith appeared, they told her the news and she slammed right back out. Meanwhile, Meg tracked down Damian at the Lakeview and asked him about Lily (awkward!) and his intentions towards her (also awkward!). "I'm with you now," he assured, saying he and Lily are a thing of the past. Meg didn't buy that, so he hammered the point home by taking her to bed! Elsewhere, Faith stonewalled Lily's attempts to get through to her, so Luke tried. That didn't work. So much for a family vacay! Holden decided to go solo and Faith clutched him, not wanting to see him leave, but Holden said bye to the gang. Meanwhile, at the Lakeview, Damian reiterated to a blissful Meg that he's with her and there's no going back. Too bad Damian was flashing back on his hot kiss with Lily.