Smoke permeated Al's, and Katie tried to rouse Vienna. She called 911 and then tried to reach Henry...who was in bed with Barbara! At Metro, Ralph puffed away on a cigar and noted to a nervous Audrey that Henry would fall in line once someone lit a fire under him. From across the room, Dusty scowled at the mafioso. Brad got to Al's, shooing Katie out into the alley and dragging Vienna out. Meanwhile, Audrey called to check on Henry's progress with Babs and then Katie called to tell him about the fire. Henry got dressed and rushed out, much to Barbara's ire. At the hospital, Brad hovered over Katie while Vienna was checked out. Henry showed up, clearly guilt-ridden. Back at Metro, Ralph and Teri had no idea why Dusty was glowering, but the Dustman soon sauntered over to reveal their association back in Chicago. Ralph played innocent and Dusty praised Teri's cooking and walked away. Elsewhere, Henry got a telling floral delivery from Ralph and paranoid Audrey showed up to, well, add fuel to the fire. Henry stonily showed her Ralph's message and angsted about Vienna and Babs. Audrey warned him against telling Vienna the truth. So he told a disgusted Katie instead! Back at Metro, Dusty's attitude bothered Teri. Ralph assured her that Dusty is just jealous of everything they have. The Dustman in question met Bonnie in Old Town, put her on retainer with a dollar, and told her about Ralph. Later, Dusty ran into Teri and accused her of being on Ralph's payroll. Unimpressed, she called him a jackass and a con artist. Later, Brad and Katie commiserated and a solicitous (read: guilty!) Henry brought Vienna home. Moments later, Barbara appeared at his door, purring, "Hello, lover." He herded her into the hall, flipping out. She warned him that their "negotiation" hadn't closed yet. Back outside Fashions, Teri was horrified to realize Bonnie was dating a creep like Dusty. Brad swore to watch over Katie and their family forever while Audrey assured Ralph that Henry has a plan. All Henry had, though, was an appointment with Barbara. He assured her that he loves Vienna and stammered out that their romp had been because of the money. He begged her to let him have the inheritance and get out of this life-threatening mess. She shut the door in his face!

At Carly's, Craig, Rosanna, Johnny and Parker were working together on Vitamin Water ideas and Johnny let slip about Ro and Craig's "sleepover." Flustered, Craig and Ro quickly packed the kids off to get ice cream so they could freak out about whether Parker had caught on to their sexcapades. Outside, Parker tried to question Johnny, who got distracted wondering about the man in the moon. Rosanna moaned that she felt like "the Whore of Babylon." Craig admitted he did feel like a liar and a conniver, but then he remembered the smell of Rosanna's hair and couldn't think of anything but her. Still, they couldn't stay away from each other...and Parker walked in on them kissing! He blasted them for their betrayal, telling Craig, "Get the Hell out of my house!" Later, Parker asked Craig if he loves Ro and he said neither of them knew what this was. Craig begged him to back off so they could figure out the next step. Parker agreed...as long as Craig stayed away from his aunt! Craig went back inside, where he and Ro made out again...and he told her Parker's demand. "Goodnight," he whispered, regretfully, walking away.