Sam helped Jason into the church and the priest's quarters. He gave her the recap of his Jerry encounter as she checked out his wounds. While cleaning his leg, she told him about just missing Michael and Kristina and being set up by Jerry. He was a little out of it and asked her to just keep talking to him. So, as she tied a tourniquet around his leg, she told him the lovely fairy tale of being sold to a drug dealer and smashing a lamp over the guy's head. Jason was very glad she'd found him. "That makes two of us," she smiled. Jason woke from a brief nap calling for Sam, and she gave him a little brandy to take the edge off. He asked her to keep talking, so she rambled about how Mikey and Kristina were no doubt looking out for each other. Too bad Jason's fever was spiking and he was shivering. She cuddled up with him to conserve body heat.

Dante was furious that Olivia had tried to arrange his transfer and refused to change his life to make his mother happy. Olivia assured him that she's proud of him, but fears his undercover work. He warned her that if she kept messing around in his case, he would end up dead. Back at Sonny's, he and Johnny went back and forth about Dominic's arrest. They then talked about John's meeting with Anthony. "I am on your side, Sonny, because of my sister if nothing else," Johnny swore. After he left, Sonny left Dom a message. Back at Olivia's, Dante gently reminded her that Sonny and John are not above the law and then he went to meet Sonny at Casa Corinthos. Sonny noted to Dom that Johnny should've taken the fall and dressed him down for not torching the drugs in time. But that was the sum total of the disapproval; he gave Dante some new orders and sent him on his way! Later, Olivia dropped by Sonny's to chide him for "looking for excuses to drag me back into your life." Dante returned and ended up walking in on their confab!

Rebecca had no idea what she was in for as a drunk, bitter Nikolas handed her a check for a million dollars and called her a whore. She insisted she didn't want his money and he blasted her for "selling" herself to him and everyone else in town. Glad Emily hadn't gotten the chance to meet her, he ordered her out. She insisted on telling him her side. He poured himself some more booze to listen to the sob story, making snarky comments the whole time. He even mocked Ethan's accent ("Nicely done, Rebecca, nicely done!"). "I'm in love with you," Rebecca insisted. "Damn you," he whispered, kissing her...and then calling her a "cheap substitute for Emily" and kicking her out. At the Quartermaine mansion, Edward, Monica, Alice and Tracy traded snark about Michael being on the run, Alice's impending tell-all book, and other things. That's when a tearful but steely Rebecca appeared and confessed to being a con artist. Edward was actually impressed! Nikolas, meanwhile, had switched from dark liquors to vodka, and he went up to the Wyndemere parapets (of Katherine Bell's plummet fame!) to brood and court death. Rebecca also copped to Ethan's involvement. Edward, unconcerned, dubbed the Cassadines "inbred lunatics" and told Rebecca she wasn't going anywhere. After his parapet perching, Nikolas moved on to wrecking furniture. And how! Elizabeth showed up to find him perched again, doing his best gargoyle impression. He even name-checked Uncle Stefan, and Katherine falling from the east turret! Elizabeth literally talked him off the ledge and he admitted to "finally turning into a Cassadine." "We can't let that happen," Liz murmured, grasping his face. Meanwhile, Rebecca tracked down Lucky at Jake's and slapped him for spilling the beans.