Friday, March 23, 2007
At Sonny's Best Coffee, Stan told Sonny they couldn't move their mysterious product. Ric dropped by to gloat about that very thing. At the Metro Court, Max gave Coop a hard time — before Coop used his mad military skillz to take down a purse snatcher. Jax didn't stumble over the "Barrett" when making his report to Cruz and then warned Coop about flirting with Carly. Across town, Sonny told Ric that Lorenzo is pulling his strings. Later, wet Alexis showed up at Jax's, feeling like an "afghan that went through a blender." The lightbulb going on, Max informed Sonny that Coop is Three the mercenary. ("Does he have a sister?" was asked. LOL!) While jean-clad Jax and robed Alexis got all cozy with popcorn and wine, Max instructed Coop to take a message to Sonny. "I'm taking care of you," he promised. (Riiiight.) Alexis and Jax got a bit serious about Molly but then returned to joking. Alexis ended up losing her head towel and Jax told his bald ex-wife, "I think you're beautiful." At Coffee Central, Sonny questioned Coop about Mr. Craig and told him "you deserve to die." When Maxie asked Max about Coop's whereabouts, Max shrugged things off. "I may have use for you," Sonny mused of Coop. Tearful Alexis dubbed her wig "the back end of a possum," and Jax pulled her into his arms. Naturally, Carly walked in!

At Wyndemere, Craig charmed Alexis to throw her off his trail. He was glad he didn't have to "resort to my 30 second Hamlet" to make her smile. Meanwhile, the priest did the "speak now" bit at Lucky and Liz's wedding. "The Jackal objects!" Spinelli cried so Lulu would hold her peace. He went off on a anti-marriage rant and Lulu dragged her "boyfriend" out the door. Maxie eavesdropped as they hashed things out. Inside, the ceremony continued with the vows. Jason twitched when Lucky mentioned Cam and the new baby. (Liz didn't.) Outside, Maxie jumped out crying "ah-ha!" over Elizabeth's hypocrisy and Lulu couldn't exactly disagree. Lulu and Spinelli stormed back in on the "you may kiss the bride," and family pictures and Maxie ended up at Kelly's warning Logan away from Georgie — and Port Charles. "Now you have to stay away from Jason, Mrs. Spencer," Carly murmured to Elizabeth before Lucky toasted to his happy family. Lulu offered Liz her passive-aggressive congrats. "Love is a gamble, may you both come up winners," Luke toasted (after Lesley chided him for his first toast). Sadly, high on love Spinelli failed to bond with the Blonde One's father. On his way out, Luke told his "angel" he could feel her smiling. At Kelly's, Lulu cited Nikolas donating bone marrow while talking to Jason about paternity reveals. Of course, Jason maintained that Liz made her decision. At the emptied Spencer chateau, Lucky and Liz heaved married sighs of relief, but Liz couldn't quite get out that crucial "I love you, too."

Patrick refused to believe he and Robin were cursed. "You can't stand me!" Robin pointed out, claiming she was trying to "preserve" her and Patrick. He was understandably confused. "I love you!" he cried. Robin claimed they were moving too fast and kept citing their "incompatibility." "You're a control freak with abandonment issues," Patrick diagnosed. The duo went around in circles about living together. (Robin apparently forgot she also lives with Lainey and Kelly.) Then, she kicked Patrick out into the rain and wept. Soaked Patrick ended up getting coffee from Georgie at Kelly's and telling her that her cousin is "certifiable." Where was Robin? Magically at Wyndemere tending to Craig's wound. Nikolas was shocked (and we don't blame him)!

Thursday, March 22, 2007
Nikolas got a line on a Russian identity for Mr. Craig to steal. Lucky suddenly arrived to bring his brother to the church. Nik begged off, citing a business deal, which left Lucky puzzled. Craig scolded Nik for making Lucky suspicious and ordered him not attract attention by alienating his friends and family. Nik insisted that was the deal. Craig told him to bring Emily in on the arrangement, but Nik refused. Craig ordered him to attend the wedding, but be home by 8 o'clock or he'll die. Later, Alexis quizzed Craig about being in Wyndemere. He called himself "Brosnan, James Brosnan" (obviously hoping that Alexis isn't a fan of James Bond actor Pierce Brosnan) and claimed to be "Cadmus."

Patrick brought boxes to move Robin out of her uncle's place, but she insisted she'd prefer to sleep in the street, because they're just not ready to live together. Later, he delivered most of her stuff, and they started making out on the couch. Georgie walked in, proving Patrick's point — his place is more private. He apologized for damaging her trust, but he's trying, and he loves her. She decided to move back in with him. Then Georgie reappeared and let slip that it was a set-up, enraging Robin. "No honesty, no nookie — never," she said. He copped to the scam, and she's staying put.

Tracy found Luke drinking on The Haunted Star. She wanted him to go to the wedding, but Luke balked, regretting that his son is falling for the "delusion" of love and "happily ever after." Tracy suggested she and Luke have earned their pessimism, but the kids should be allowed their delusions. Luke agreed to go, with "Spanky" as his "designated driver."

At Kelly's, Maxie needled Lulu about Lucky's wedding, earning a roundhouse smack. Maxie gloated that her point was proven: Liz is only marrying Lucky for show. Spinelli arrived and chased Maxie. Lulu wondered if she can let her brother marry "that betrayer." Meanwhile, Carly begged Jason to escort her to the wedding. Jason balked, but relented. At the Spencer house, a tearful Elizabeth tried to apply her makeup while flashing back to telling Jason about the baby. Emily arrived to tell her that if she wants to bail, now is the time. Liz, however, thought it would be "beyond cruel" to back out on Lucky, who is an "amazing father" (well, except for the part about being a junkie). Liz worried her belly will make things look like "a classic shotgun wedding." Emily said she had to bail to check on a patient. Spinelli ran to Jason, who asked him to look after Lulu. Jason wants to be the best father he can, but this is Liz's call.

Later, Spinelli did his Jiminy Cricket thing with Lulu. Jason arrived with Carly, but immediately regretted it. Liz asked Lulu to fill in as maid of honor — which incensed Lulu. Lucky thanked Jason for coming and called him an "honored guest." A glum Nik arrived, but he brightened because Emily wasn't there. Luke and Lucky noted that one person was missing. Elsewhere, Maxie moaned to Coop about Lucky marrying "that ice queen." Back at the scene of the wedding, Lulu asked Liz if she's marrying Lucky for love or to keep him from learning the truth? What truth? Liz demanded. But they were interrupted by the start of the ceremony. A glum Lulu led the way, and a miniskirted Liz stopped dead when she saw Jason, then carried on. As the minister began, Liz eyed Jason nervously. Maxie arrived and peered through the window. Suddenly, Lulu looked like she was going to speak — and Jason looked like he was going to puke...

Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Jax ran into Carly at Kelly's and returned her bracelet to her. Jax apologized to Carly for his comments to her about being a quitter. Carly, in turn, apologized, but Michael and Morgan interrupted and gave Jax a hearty welcome, and Jax joined them for breakfast. Jax offered to take the boys sailing when the weather gets warmer, and Carly couldn't say no. Carly visited Jason asked for his advice. She told him how she had slept with Jax. Jason told Carly to stop complaining about her life and stop complicating it.

Sonny confronted Skye and Alcazar about the shipment that tried to move through his territory, and warned Skye that if she had anything to do with it then she's going to have a problem. Alcazar warned Sonny against threatening Skye. Sonny told Skye if she wants to be a player then she needs to accept the risk and warned her not to interfere in his affairs again or suffer the consequences. Bobbie warned Scotty not to drag Lulu into his battle with Luke. Scotty warned that Lulu is making choices that could affect her for the rest of her life. Bobbie warned Scott not to make veiled threats and to leave Lulu alone. Scotty expressed his dismay over Lulu's involvement with "that computer kid" and whatever they could be digging up on the Internet. Bobbie found Luke and told him to back off from Scott because he's looking for an excuse to tell Lulu about the rape.

Sam had a flashback about being called a lying slut who will pay for what she did. Spinelli observed that something was wrong. Sam asked him for his help with a woman named "Angela Monroe," her previous identity. Sam told Spinelli how a package arrived for her addressed with that name and how she covered by telling Sonny the package was for Spinelli. She begged him to protect her and keep her cover. A smitten Spinelli vowed to do anything to help her. At Kelly's Sam called around on her cell trying to get a description of the person who delivered the package, but was interrupted by two women who saw her on TV and wanted her autograph, complimenting her for being a role model. Amelia arrived and noted how Sam has the chance to make a difference in people's lives. Amelia showed Sam the ratings for her broadcast, and noted how well received she was by the audience. Sam said she's flattered by her offer, but it wasn't for her, and walked out. Sonny warned Jason that if he can't focus on work then he needs to step back and let someone else do the job. Sonny asked Jason if he thought Alcazar is faking his memory problems. Sonny and Jason were interrupted by Ric, who arrived with Kristina in tow to needle him about his illicit operations. Ric left and ran into Alexis at GH, where Molly had her check-up. Alcazar took a call from an associate who promised that Sonny and Jason "won't know what hit them."

Lulu eavesdropped as Luke updated Laura about life with their kids, and how Lucky wants to name Elizabeth's baby Laura if it's a girl. "I can't think of anything more perfect," Luke cooed. After Luke left, Lulu visited Laura and broke the news to her mother that Scott Baldwin, not Laura, killed Rick Webber. Lulu conceded that she didn't think the news would cause Laura to wake up, though she hoped it would. Lulu explained that if she told everyone the truth Luke would probably kill Scott and then have to skip town. Lulu then confided another secret to Laura : Jason is the father of Elizabeth's baby, not Lucky. A tearful, conflicted Lulu cried to Laura that she wished Laura was able to help her and tell her what she should do. Lulu told Laura about her three boyfriends, and lamented that Laura isn't able to see them in action. Lulu marveled at how Laura was able to keep the secret of Nikolas from her father all those years. After Lulu left Scott paid Laura a visit and admitted to her how he killed Rick Webber by accident when he was trying to protect her from him. Scott apologized for letting Laura take the rap for what happened. "I have suffered every day of my life for the pain I have caused you. I love you," Scott declared.

Lesley arrived to help Elizabeth and Lucky prepare for their wedding festivities. After walking them through how to stage everything Lesley left to run some errands. Luke arrived to check in on them, and noted how happy the baby has made Lucky to a guilt-ridden Elizabeth. Later, Sam woke up a guilt-ridden Jason from a nightmare in which he dreamed of telling the truth to Lucky. Amelia arrived on the scene and accused Jason of being the reason she's turned down her offer and asked them both to reconsider. Jason told her to not let him get in the way because she's already lost too much because of him.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Jax introduced Amelia to Carly. Carly announced that either she or Amelia had to leave and Amelia made a speedy exit. Carly kissed Jax passionately, causing him to ask if she was sure. "Why else would I be here?" Carly wondered. The two made love and then pillow-talked about missing one another during their time apart. Still Carly didn't think they could make their relationship work. "We're over," she announced. "And now that we've slept together again, you're even with Sonny." Carly explained that if she and Jax tried to make their relationship work they would ruin everything that had been good between him, since he couldn't forgive her tryst with Sonny and she could never cut Sonny out of her life. "I never pegged you for a quitter," spat Jax.

Sonny visited Alexis and inquired about her health. He suggested that Kristina come live with him while Alexis underwent chemo, but Alexis refused. "I'm sorry. You're going to have to find another reason to make Carly move back in," she needled. Alexis urged Sonny to be big enough to let Carly go, but he replied that wasn't possible. Sonny offered to get Alexis marijuana for the chemo if necessary, but she vowed to stick with tea.

Sam excused herself so that Lulu and Jason could talk alone. Lulu explained that she didn't tell Sam that Jason was the father of Liz's baby but wished she didn't know the truth. Lulu wondered what it would be like for Jason to see Liz with the baby. Jason claimed that he had to think about what the baby needed but confessed that he thought about the baby all the time. Still, he remained certain that the baby would be better off with Lucky and Liz. Lulu left and Sam returned home. Sam tearfully confessed that she was ready to build a life with Jason even without a baby.

Nikolas told Liz that he didn't want to go to the hospital or for Emily to know he was sick. Too late...Lucky and Emily arrived. Nikolas covered his illness by attacking Lucky, Liz and Emily for "pressuring" him about marrying Emily. Nikolas announced that he would never marry again and a distraught Emily suggested that they take a break from their relationship. Nikolas agreed and Emily ran out with Liz and Lucky following soon after. Mr. Craig was annoyed that Nikolas dismissed Emily and threatened to kill Emily and Liz if Nik didn't cooperate. He ordered Nikolas to get him a phony birth certificate. Emily told Monica that she was moving back into the mansion.

Alan haunted Tracy and urged her to "do the right thing" where the will was concerned. Luke was disturbed to find Tracy yelling at "Alan." Monica and Edward stormed in and Monica threatened to take Tracy to court for forgery. Luke flirted that Tracy used her power in "creative ways." Tracy wondered where all of Monica's loyalty was when she was cheating on her hubby. Sam showed up and threatened to hurt Tracy if she sent another photo of Angela Monroe, but Tracy denied involvement and claimed someone else must know Sam's secret. Meanwhile, Amelia looked into Angela's crimes. Sam met with Amelia and explained that she couldn't pursue television any further. "My 15 minutes of fame are up and now it's over," she asserted.

Monday, March 19, 2007
At Jake's, Sonny accused Carly of letting him win at pool, but claimed his prize — a dance. They did their usual dance: she insisted on divorce; he insisted they're right for each other; she insisted she loves him but they can't be together. As they snuggled, Jax walked in with Amelia. Meanwhile, at the penthouse, a courier had a letter for "Angela Monroe," so Sam signed for it. She suggested it's for Spinelli, and made Jason promise not to open it. Back at Jake's, Amelia realized Jax was trying to make Carly jealous so she played along in exchange for information about Sam. Such as, why did she break up with him? Then they danced, which distracted Carly so much that Sonny won another dance. Carly and Sonny reminisced about both loving warm rain on her skin. She freaked and called Jason, who rushed to her aid. Meanwhile, Sam couldn't trace the sender of the letter, so she opened it. Inside was a newspaper clipping reading, "Real estate developer Phil Monroe and Wife Angie." Sam burned the page. Jason arrived at Jake's, where Carly recapped and asked him to tell the boys to leave her alone. Sonny said she can have the marble. Amelia told Carly, "This one's a keeper." But which one? Jason told Carly she has to make a choice.

At Kelly's, Logan, Coop and Maxie watched Scott get the threatening e-mail then leave. At the Spencer house, Lulu had second thoughts and didn't bust Elizabeth. Lucky had to go on a stakeout, so he and Liz left. Scotty immediately arrived and shouted at her to stop messing with him. Logan strolled in the wide-open door and warned Scott to "Get the hell away from her!" When Scott left Lulu blasted Logan, who warned her to keep Luke out of his life. When Logan returned to Kelly's, he wanted Lulu cut out of the plan. Maxie was aghast and threatened to cut Logan out.

Mr. Craig gave Nikolas the counteragent to the poison, but warned him that he now needs it every 24 hours. Craig wants a whole new identity — and to go into business with Nik. Nik offered him $20 million to leave, but Craig said he'd rather play the remorseful twin anxious to make amends. There was a knock at door: Norma said Liz has come for a visit. As Craig secretly held a gun on Nicolas, Nik claimed he had the flu and put Liz off.

Epiphany stopped a woozy Alexis from leaving the hospital. Meanwhile, Mayor Floyd wanted to know why Ric won't charge Alcazar. Ric said they have no case, but he's staking out one of Sonny's shipments. Epiphany called to fill him in on Alexis. When Ric arrived at GH, he defended taking Molly, and Alexis reluctantly accepted his offer of a ride home.

Lulu went to the penthouse to see Jason, but only a distraught Sam was there. "Oh, my God," Lulu gasped. "He told you, didn't he?" Stunned, Sam asked, "Told me what?" Later, Jason arrived just as Sam was thanking Lulu for telling her the truth.

Later, Stan told Sonny "the shipment" couldn't be landed because he detected the surveillance and ordered the ship turned around. Meanwhile, Lucky told Ric the same news. Then, Sonny and Ric apparently remembered renting The Departed, because each simultaneously hatched a plot to place in mole in each other's organization.

Jax brought Amelia home, but there was Carly, in a negligee with soft music playing. "Don't let me interrupt," she cooed.

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