Blair reminded Marty that John is with her and told Marty to back off. While Marty was pushing Blair aside, Blair lost her footing and fell into the Llantano River. She managed to get back to the edge, then pulled Marty in with her.

At Rodi's, Vanessa phoned Lola and was concerned that she hadn't been able to reach her stepdaughter all day. Meanwhile, Cristian was afraid that ICE agents were watching them from a nearby table. Wes saw John's laptop sitting out, and on the screen was some information about him. John caught Wes looking at it and noted that he was surprised by what he found. Their conversation was cut short when Marty and Blair both walked in, soaking wet. Marty stormed off after bickering some more with Blair, who told John that she overheard him advising Marty not to worry about Blair after the hearing. Vanessa and Cristian shared a dance nearby and kissed for the benefit of the immigration spies.

At the courthouse, Téa admitted to Lola that she'd been working for Ray all along and was only trying to protect Lola. Téa explained that she and Ray believe Vanessa murdered Lola's mother, and they need Lola to prove it. Lola accidentally slipped that Vanessa found the knife used to kill her mother, when she had previously told Téa that Lola found it. Téa assured Lola that they'd get to the bottom of what happened and soon, and then Lola would no longer have to live with a murderer.

Dorian and David arrived at a Buddhist temple for their wedding ceremony, while Gigi and Rex made their way to a casino chapel. Rex threw the door open and called out, "Stop the wedding!" only to find Moe and Noelle in the midst of being wed by a James Brown impersonator. Moe and Noelle blamed their Swedish butler on the mix-up, and Rex realized that they'd lost David and Dorian's trail.

Before their ceremony began, a clueless David expressed his sincere gratitude to Dorian for wanting to join him in his penniless lifestyle. Dorian wandered over to the Buddha statue and admitted that she craves money and power but that she wants David, too. As she was acknowledging out loud that David might leave her if he finds out the truth, David walked in and asked if she had cold feet. David assumed she was speaking about her fear that he might leave her at the altar again. He assured her that he wants nothing but her, so they proceeded with the ceremony.

After missing her number at the strip joint, "Gigi" told her boss, Stan, that she's got "bigger fish to fry." Nearly missing Gigi and Rex on their way out, the stripper quit The Pussycat Parlor and announced that Llanview is calling. "And by the way, my name's not Gigi," she noted to Stan.

Moe and Noelle pleaded with Gigi and Rex to stay and celebrate with them. An enthusiastic James Brown got down to the unusual vows, while Lama Bill chanted with Dorian and David. Despite the Lama's reasoning against public displays of affection, David pulled his bride close and kissed her. After Moe and Noelle's ceremony, Rex and Gigi lamented not having the money to buy a house or have a lavish wedding, but Gigi said she's happy with him no matter what. David, meanwhile, wanted to honeymoon right away in Tibet, but Dorian announced that she had pressing matters awaiting her in Llanview. She couldn't wait to get back and announce her place as Mrs. David Vickeroshi.