Dorian was thrilled to see that Téa and Todd had gotten married and were on the front page of The Sun. David told Dorian to turn to page 3. They had run a photo of Dorian's old mug shot! Dorian yelled at David for having done nothing to protect her as her campaign manager, then dispatched David over to Viki's to spy on her campaign tactics.

Ross suggested that Blair go with him to Tahiti, then kissed her ... and she kissed him back. Blair pulled away, walked off and plopped herself in front of Dorian. "You are better off without Todd and you know it," Dorian insisted. As Ross hovered outside La Boulaie, Dorian hinted that Blair should hook up with Ross. Blair went to change and when she returned to the living room, she overheard Ross asking Dorian for a replacement check. "I earned every penny," he claimed. "My, my I should have known," Blair said as she sashayed into the living room, calling Dorian "aunt pimp." Blair was so furious she threatened to tell Todd and NOT drop the charges against Ross. "She's stuck on him. There's nothing anyone can do about it, not even you," Ross said firmly. David showed up and told Dorian that they need a high profile gay person on their staff. "I already have one," Dorian said with a smile, "You."

Ross got another check from Dorian. Téa banged on Dorian's door, then walked into the cabana and came face to face with Ross.

Téa and Todd came home after their honeymoon night at the cabana. Todd asked Téa what had been bothering her since breakfast. (She had seen the check written to Ross Rayburn from Dorian.) Todd suggested they have a baby but Téa thought that would be unwise at the moment. When she headed out to go to court, Todd complained, "We are on our honeymoon.” Téa responded with a kiss goodbye. When Blair charged into Todd's living room, he was not interested in what she had to say. "Let Téa make a fool of you. See if I care," Blair said as she stormed off. When Todd opened the door, Blair was waiting outside. "Okay, let's have it. What did you find out?" he demanded. Blair told Todd that the Todd/Téa wedding was a fake. "You can't be Téa's husband because she already has one!" Blair informed a stunned Todd.

Nick Chavez came to Llanfair to seek Viki's support in the same sex marriage initiative. David charged in to the discussion. "Did Dorian send you?" Viki asked. Nick asked Viki and then David about Dorian's campaign staff. Viki had a gay man and a lesbian on her staff. David told him about Andre, Dorian's hair/makeup person. Nick wasn't impressed with David.

When Oliver told Kyle that he still cares about him, Kyle said he had never stopped thinking of him, either. "I want a real life. I want you, Kyle. And I don't care who knows it," Oliver said. "I can't do this," Kyle replied, explaining, "What if I am not what you remember? What if it doesn't work out again?" Kyle also pointed out that Oliver was too newly "out" to go back to his old college boyfriend, and added that he was in a relationship with Nick. "He's an activist," Kyle said. Nick showed up and Kyle explained that he and Oliver were "having the breakup talk we never had." Oliver was heartbroken.

Reminding Cris of his track record, Layla advised him not to give love advice to Oliver. Cristian asked if Layla would want to know if someone was interested in her. Layla brought up Vincent's name and said she wasn't ready for a relationship.

Brody and John were pretty certain that Jared was lying, and wondered if there was any way Jared and Wayne had known each other in prison. Brody called Jessica and asked her to come to precinct but not let anyone else know. She slipped out, but Natalie suspected Jessica had lied to her. Jared lied to Natalie about who just called him, saying it was a call from the office. Natalie snatched his phone, then got dressed for a date with Jared. She later found him hovering over a dead body on the patio!