Friday, August 5, 2005
Eve, wearing a shiny black top (did Harmony have a sale on shimmery clothing?) tended to a wounded Julian. Eve told TC and Liz that Julian says Liz forced herself on him; Liz insisted that he raped her. "Julian is a low-down jerk just like his father and all the other Cranes," TC stormed, making sure to get in his daily anti-Crane ranting. Julian urged Eve not to listen to Liz's accusations. "Julian seduced me," Liz stated.

Whitney was aghast that she and Chad had committed incest. Again. "We're in love," Chad argued. "We're gonna burn in Hell," Whit feared. "Why would God bless us with this love if he intended to punish us for it?" Chad reasoned. Whitney believed that God was punishing them by making Miles cry non-stop (guess God punishes all new parents then?). "What is wrong with me? Am I some sort of freak? How come I can't resist temptation?" Whit asked. She also wondered how they could've had sex without protection ... again. Chad couldn't understand why Whitney was so upset. "This is about Miles and us," she began, then revealed that Miles is his biological son, not Fox's.

Jessica and Simone hugged as they watched the tsunami waters from a safe perch. Jess was shocked that Simone had saved her; Simone explained that even though she and Kay were best friends, she'd always considered Jess to be a close friend, too. Jessica questioned where Simone had been if she hadn't gone to Calfornia as everyone had thought; Simone revealed that she'd been in Harmony all along. Jessica concluded that whatever Simone was dealing with involved a guy, but Simone insisted that it didn't. Instead, she turned her attention to Jess's hooker wear (she was still in the black-knit mini dress and thigh-high boots at this point). Jess revealed that she was trying to help Spike by prostituting herself. "Spike had you turning tricks? God, I hate men!" an astonished Simone yelled. Jess argued that Spike loved her so much he trusted her to be with other men (Ummm, okay, hon). Jess said that she wasn't sure if Spike had survived the tsunami; Simone wished him dead. "How can you say that? Whatever did Spike do to you?" Jess asked. "He turned you into a hooker!" Simone pointed out. Jess flashed back to stabbing and killing a john and Spike telling her she's a murderer, but wouldn't tell Simone what was bothering her. When she planned to look for Spike, Simone urged her to look for her family. "Spike's my family now," Jess said. Just then, Spike reappeared.

Rebecca, wearing a super-tight shiny gold shirt (let's just say we could tell how cold it was in the Crane mansion), told Gwen that she thinks Ethan and Theresa are together. "Would you give it a rest?" Gwen barked. "We just had a natural disaster." Gwen, sick of her mom, went to leave; Becca worried for her daughter's safety ... but not because of the potential dangers the aftermath of the tsunami could present. "There are gangs of sex-starved men out there looking for female companionship," she warned, slowly warming up to the idea. "Wait, I'm coming with you," she decided. "Just as soon as I fix my hair." Later, the ladies rowed across town. Becca (wearing a captain's hat, no doubt a remnant from her days with Julian) sat back and commanded Gwen to stroke; Gwen was annoyed that her mother wasn't doing any work. Gwen told her that they're out there to help victims, not find Ethan and Theresa. Gwen was moved by the plight of the people suffering around them, but Rebecca was still set on finding her son-in-law. "Save your stength so you can club Theresa," Becca advised her daughter.

Of course, Theresa, who was on a raft with Ethan and medical authorities, was busy thanking Ethan for rescuing her from the disaster. As they floated down the newly-created Harmony River, Ethan thought they should help others, but was told that T, whose artery was cut, needed medical attention ASAP. Later, she was brought to the medical refuge, where she was given a number and told she'd have to wait a while. Ethan was concerned about her having to wait so long; Nurse McSnippy told him that there were many other patients with injuries to tend to, as well. Ethan promised to stay with her.

Tabitha watched Thersesa getting rescued via her bewitched movie screen (better than CNN, we suppose) and marveled how she and Endora managed to cause so much chaos. "So many bad things have happened to so many people, I can hardly keep track of them," she stated (that's what we're here for, Tabby).

Katherine shared her tsunami experience with Sheridan and Martin. Marty went to get the shaken woman a sherry, while Pilar got some warm clothing for little Mark. Sheridan decided to let Mark stay with her until things calm down. Tabby was surprised to see Sheridan with another little boy. "Someone's bound to come crawling out of the woodwork to complicate things," she sing-songed. "Sheridan's life has always been one disaster after another." She was also excited to see that Katherine and Martin had ridden into Pilar's on Rachel's coffin. Martin tried to remove it from the living room; the casket then cracked open. Tabby danced around her living room and raised a Martimmy to celebrate the disaster. "Soon, more secrets will be revealed," she crowed. Sure enough, the corpse popped right out of the casket, looking Sheridan and Kat right in the eye. Now that's what we call a "dead" end.

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Thursday, August 4, 2005
On the community center's roof, Kay and Fox's kiss was interrupted by a woman with blankets, thanking Fox for saving the kid's life. She made a comment, assuming Fox and Kay were married. After she walked away, the two bickered about who kissed whom. Kay finally admitted she kissed him because she was caught up in the moment. Kay challenged Fox by saying he was very into the smooch. Their arguing led to another kiss. While getting hot and heavy, Kay asked, "What are we doing?" Fox replied, "Wanna stop?" She kept kissing him and took off his shirt. Then, while they were making love, two rescuers arrived to see if anyone needed help. Kay and Fox quickly got dressed (although Kay had her shirt on backwards), and covered up what they had been doing.

Liz was happily surprised with herself for really stabbing Julian... Still in the car surrounded by water, TC pleaded his case with Eve that they still have a future together, and asked his ex if there was any chance of them reuniting. Just then, Eve's cell phone rang, but she could only hear someone moan. Eve and TC managed to get back to the Blue Note, where they found Julian on the floor with an ice pick in his back. While pulling out the weapon, Eve and TC heard a noise from the closet. TC opened the door and found Liz with blood on her hands. "I had to stab him," Liz stated, claiming Julian attacked her. A weak Julian said it wasn't true. TC believed his fiancée, while Eve tried to make him see her sister was lying. The doc pointed out that he was stabbed in the back, not the front; meaning Julian couldn't have been attacking Liz.

Whitney and Chad made love. After the act, Whitney was silent and couldn't look in Chad's direction. She flipped, saying what they did was wrong. "It's pure evil and we're going to go to hell for it," she said.

While trying to stop Theresa's leg from gushing, Ethan told her not to give up. He uttered sweet words, while she went in and out of consciousness. A rescue team arrived via a boat. When they were ready to take Theresa to the hospital, she asked Ethan (who was planning on heading home to Gwen) to go with her. Once the men told Ethan that the Crane mansion wasn't hit by the waves, he agreed to stay by Theresa's side.

Sheridan did her best to comfort Mark, while secretly panicking about how to escape Maureen's destroyed house. The roof collapsed. Sheridan plopped Mark on the bed — on top of a stiff Maureen, who was covered with a blanket. Sheridan apologized to the dead woman for having to leave her there, and promised to take care of Mark. She then grabbed the boy and headed out with a flashlight. While outside, Sheridan and Mark were hit by a gush of water. Sheridan yelled for Mark after being separated from him. A man walked up with the boy, and told her how damaged Harmony is. He encouraged her to stay put and wait for help, but she took off anyway.

After drifting into Pilar's house on the coffin, Martin told a fuming Pilar and Katherine that they need to get to the attic. Pilar yelled at Kat, thinking she risked her life to get to Martin. They all wondered who was in the coffin. Kat said she was going to leave, but Pilar invited her to stay where it was safe. Kat was grateful. Martin took Little Ethan out of the room to give Pilar a chance to help Kat change into dry clothes. Pilar noticed bruises on Katherine's arm. Kat tried to cover, claiming they were from the tsunami, but Pilar knew her injuries were from Alistair. Pilar asked Kat if Al raped her. When she nodded her head yes, Pilar comforted her rival with a hug. Pilar asked a dried-off Katherine what Alistair is holding over her to make her stay with him. Kat explained that Al has threatened to tell Sheridan she killed Rachel. A sympathetic Pilar agreed with Kat's wish to keep that from Martin, but he walked in and asked what they were talking about. The women covered. Kat, Pilar and Martin were relieved when Sheridan and Mark walked through the door. She told everyone that Mark's mother died and she promised to take care of him. Pilar took Mark to dry off. Sheridan wondered who was in the coffin. Just then, we saw the name plate that read Rachel Barrett (Katherine's sister).

Wednesday, August 3, 2005
After being thrown my the second tidal wave, Ethan and Theresa found themselves on his old tree house in the park. Ethan saw another wave was headed toward the community center. After Theresa passed out, Ethan discovered she was bleeding heavily from her leg. Theresa woke up and asked Ethan if she's going to die. He assured her she will live. A weakened Theresa asked Ethan to tell her about the life they would've shared together with Little Ethan and Jane. "Don't you leave me," he pleaded, while kissing her forehead.

Chad told Whitney she needs to be a part of Miles's life because he knows she loves the boy, but she said she had to deny what was in her heart. Whitney pushed Chad away when he tried to kiss her. He pointed out that they could be the last two people on Earth. "I'm sick of apologizing for it. I love you," he said. Whitney gave in and passionately kissed her half brother, then they began to make love.

At Maureen's, Sheridan swam toward a smiling Mark, then carried him toward his mom, who then suffered from a seizure. Believing she was about to die, Maureen asked Sheridan to raise Mark. With Mark watching, Maureen passed out. Sheridan covered the dead woman with a blanket, then comforted Mark.

On the community center roof, Sam, Ivy, Fox and Kay were struck by another wave. They all survived, but a woman informed them that one of the camper boys was missing. When they spotted him in the water, Kay was about to jump in after him, but Fox stopped her. Instead, he and Sam dove in to save the kid. A metal tank was headed toward the boy, but Sam got him out of the way. However, it hit Fox and knocked him out. Ivy and Kay freaked out when they couldn't spot Fox, but he popped his head out of the water. Sam, Fox and the boy swam to safety. Kay celebrated by kissing Fox, while Ivy and Sam hugged.

Jessica screamed for help in a rush of water. A hand reached out for her; it was Simone! After a struggle, Simone lost her grasp on Jess. Simone grabbed her friend again, but Jess's foot was caught on a filing cabinet underwater. Simone managed to pull Jessica out of the water and onto a roof.

On her magic screen, Tabitha watched Edna swim through Harmony. Mrs. Wallace prayed for a sign from God that she would survive the flood. Well, she got exactly what she asked for. Just then, a big white, wooden sign floated by. She propped herself up on it, and surfed through the flood.

A barefoot Katherine thanked whoever was in the coffin she was floating on for saving her life. Kat fell off the coffin and screamed for help.

Pilar asked Martin if he was thinking about Katherine, then expressed her concern for Theresa's safety. Mart privately wondered if Kat was safe. Mart spotted a woman outside in danger. He climbed through the window to save her. Pilar prayed for his safety. Martin swam his way to the screaming woman, who ended up being Katherine. The two climbed on top of the coffin and drifted right through Pilar's front door.

Liz kissed Julian again, as the water quickly raised. He continued to deny that he was with her years ago, but she said she could prove it. But in order for her to share the proof, Liz demanded Julian make love to her first. Once out of the water, Julian tried to leave, but Liz forcefully told him to have sex with her. "You are going to make love to me, or I'll kill you," she demanded. Julian pushed her off, but she came up from behind him and stabbed his back. "You didn't listen. I told you I'd kill you," she eerily smiled.

TC and Eve crawled into a car as the water rose. Eve was thankful that Simone was (supposedly) in California on a school trip. The doc panicked while the car began sinking. Once things calmed down, TC told Eve he's always loved her. Eve reminded her ex that she's most likely going to jail for something she didn't do. She blamed herself for everything that happened due to her lying all those years about her past. TC asked Eve to come back to him, noting they belong together.

The current pushed Noah and Fancy through a building. Fancy stubbed her toe and Noah told her to be thankful she was alive. He tried to find a light. He found a bottle of wine, matches and a candle. A thrilled Fancy realized they were in Nancy's Bottle Shop. Noah smoothly offered her a glass of wine. While munching on cheese and crackers, a shirtless Noah comforted Fancy, who was worried about her family. When Noah chatted about his family, Fancy asked if they are related. He pointed out that they are not, then asked her if she wants to be romantically involved with him. "Are you out of your teeny little mind," she replied. Then continued sucking down wine in their romantic set up. Noah opened up to her about his family. He wouldn't reveal why he needed money and gambled to get it. Fancy vented about being raised as a Crane.

Tuesday, August 2, 2005
A tsunami crashed in on Harmony.
Noah fought the flood in search of Fancy. He found her gold shoe, then went underwater and spotted her. He couldn't release her trapped foot, but gave her a kiss. She was mad, thinking he was coming on to her, but he was really trying to give her more air. When she passed out, he tried to give her CPR underwater. He protected her from an oncoming block of wood. Phew! But then a wooden box hit Noah and knocked him out. Fancy managed to get her foot loose and raised Noah above the water. She carried him to what she believed to be safe ground; the shore! He woke up and told her another tidal wave was coming. They screamed, then were slammed again by another wave.

Sheridan was happy to see a safe Mark, but found Maureen face-down in the water that flooded her home. Sheridan gave her new friend CPR. Maureen woke up, and asked about her son. Sheridan brought Mark over to her just before the second wave crashed through the house.

Liz and Julian argued while in water to their chins. Julian broke through a skylight and helped Liz to higher ground. When he tried to leave to find Eve, Liz continued to tell Jules about their night together years ago. She pulled him in for a kiss. Liz vowed she won't stop her revenge until Eve loses her happiness. Now she's out to destroy her sister's relationship with Julian.

Eve held on to a pole, while yelling for TC. He fought the current to get to her, but he drifted away. Eve let go of the pole to find him. TC and Eve happily reunited and kissed. They realized another wave was about to hit and crawled up nearby stairs.

Ethan got a hold of Theresa while drifting toward trees. Ethan woke up on top of a tree, with an unconscious Theresa next to him. Theresa woke up just before the branch broke and caused them to fall.

Alistair puffed on a cigar while a tied-up Katherine yelled at him for deleting the tsunami warning. His most cringe-worthy moment of the day: "It makes me horny," he uttered. The next we saw, was a half-dressed Katherine, whom it appeared had been assaulted. Crane was forceful with his wife after she bit his finger. Katherine apologized for not keeping up her end of their bargain, and asked him to untie her; he did, then told her she would have to do whatever he asked. She grabbed a glass ashtray and knocked him over the head. He passed out. She headed out to find Sheridan and Martin, but was hit by the second wave. A wooden coffin floated by Katherine and got stuck outside of a house. She climbed on top of it.

Sam and Ivy reunited in the water, while Fox saved a near-drowning Kay. (That makes like the tenth time he saved her in one day, doesn't it?) The water pushed them, along with debris, toward a ladder on which they climbed up to a roof. Sam heard the second rush of water heading their way and told everyone to brace themselves.

Jessica grasped a pole while yelling for Spike to save her, but he swam away. Jessica fell into the water. She woke up on land, only to be struck by the second wave.

Tabitha and Endora watched the goings on in the safety of their home. Edna woke up and Tabitha explained that, thanks to her witchy ways, they were safe in the house. Edna, fed up with the evil goings-on, stormed out. Tabitha yelled through the door, warning Edna that the tsunami wasn't over. Edna couldn't hear Tabby and got hit by the rush of water. Tabs waved good-bye to Mrs. W through the window.

Pilar, Martin and Little Ethan were safe in the attic.

Monday, August 1, 2005
While managing their way through rubble to get to Whitney, TC and Eve talked. He told her to not marry Julian, so they can reunite. During an aftershock, TC pushed his ex-wife out of the way of a falling lamp post, but he got knocked out instead. Eve screamed, thinking TC was dead, "My husband is hurt!" TC woke up and uttered, "You'll never lose me." Eve miraculously lifted the pole so TC could get out from under it.

Inside the damaged Blue Note, while bracing themselves during the afterschock, Liz threw herself on Julian and told him they made love years and years ago.

Whitney's first instinct when the aftershock hit was to make sure Miles was okay. This assured Chad even more that she really does love her son and wants to be with him.

On the wharf, Ethan pushed Theresa out of the way from a falling sign. She thanked him, and told him he really does love her. He denied it. She then asked him to take her to see Jane.

Sam stressed out to Ivy about the whereabouts of Noah and Jessica.

Fox and Kay escaped a falling phone pole during the aftershock. Kay walked over to her father's house, to see that it was destroyed. Fox comforted her. Then Sam and Ivy arrived.

Tabitha watched the goings on via a magic screen, while Edna was passed out.

Alistair ordered the weather guy not to release a tsunami warning, but that guy told someone else to do it. Al deleted it. When Katherine yelled at Alistair, he tied her up and made her watch everyone suffer through his survallience cameras around Harmony.

Noah and Fancy made their way toward a beach to relax after all the chaos they've been through.

In a car with Spike, Jessica thought the aftershock wasGod punishing her for killing her john. Spike recalled murdering the man. They two got out of his car, and removed the rug-wrapped corpse from the trunk and carried it to the wharf. Just as they were about to throw it into the water, Theresa and Ethan walked up and start asking questions. Jessica argued with Ethan, while Spike covered. Theresa advised Ethan stay cool with Jess or else she'll push him away. Theresa and Ethan took off, then Jess and Spike threw the body in the water.

While knocked unconscious, Sheridan dreamed about reuniting with Luis and Marty. She was disappointed when she woke up. Marueen talked to her about not being able to trust men.

Everyone heard an odd noise. Those by the water noticed the tide moving out very quickly. Then the tsunami hit everyone in town, except Alistair and Katherine, who were safe in the mansion.