In the hospital, Eve again reminded Julian that he can't get erect or else he'd die. "Little Julian could've just popped off!" she explained. Esme was relieved that didn't happen. "I'd hate to be the reason people called you 'Stumpy,'" she sighed. Julian was frustrated, but Eve assured him that they could perform corrective surgery. "It's going to be very hard for me," he whined. "I suggest you phrase that differently," Eve cracked. Later, Julian read a nature magazine and had a dream about his penis. In it, he held a fishing rod in the appropriate spot, and then Rebecca, Eve and Esme all arrived, dressed in skimpy outfits. The ladies fought over who got to be with the "Big Kahuna." When he awakened, Julian tried to stay "uninterested" by watching TV, but found that the tube had nothing but sexy images on it. He then flipped to a channel where PASSIONS's theme song was playing — and what sounded like an orgy was going on. "Good God, who comes up with this stuff?" Julian wondered. "There's got to be some reclusive hack with too much time on his hands." (HA!) Later, he had another dream in which Esme, Eve and Rebecca dressed as DYNASTY characters (complete with shoulder pads!) had a catfight over Julian, then all ended up smothering him with kisses. He resigned himself to dying since he couldn't get sex off of his mind.

Outside of Pretty's hospital room, Luis assured Fancy that even thought Pretty was pregnant, Fancy was still the most important woman in his life. Still, Fancy was annoyed when Pretty began discussing her plans to have a nursery built for the baby. Fancy accused her of using the baby to break up Fancy and Luis, but Pretty denied it. Luis agreed to help Pretty with the nursery, to Fancy's chagrin. Luis didn't think Pretty was manipulating him.

At the Crane mansion, a still-blue Gwen continued to campaign to send Little Ethan to boarding school. Ethan didn't want to send him away, but she put her foot down. Ethan argued that she was overreacting; this just made Gwen angrier. Theresa, disguised as "Gertrude," piped up and said that Gwen couldn't make any decisions for Little E since she's not the boy's mother. Gert added that sending Little E away isn't what his mother would've wanted. Gwen was furious with Gert for butting in, but Ethan appreciated hearing the nanny's opinion. Pilar again sensed that "Gertrude" seemed to be familiar.... Gwen complained to Rebecca about Gertrude. Rebecca revealed that she'd slept with Dr. Spears, the child psychologist Gwen had hired to convince Ethan that Little E needed to be sent to boarding school. Meanwhile, Ethan wondered to Pilar if the boy really had behavioral problems. Pilar advised him to follow his instincts. She prepared to tell Ethan the truth about being Little E's biological father, but Gertrude interrupted them. A thrilled Pilar then realized that Gertrude was actually Theresa.